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Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Hilarity Not Lost on Hilltop

By Molly Simio April 1, 2014

As the mercurial weather continues to make fools of the greater Georgetown community, the designated fools of Georgetown — those groups dedicated to the art of humor and the science of the laugh —...

Notes From Leavey Closet Space

By Rob Sapunor February 18, 2014

We were surprised and confused to come along your editorial, "Time to Rekindle Raillery" in Tuesday's paper. First of all, we have no clue what "raillery" means, and due to our new closet-of-an-office...

When One Door Opens, Another One Closes...

When One Door Opens, Another One Closes…

By Julia Kieserman and Julia Kieserman November 21, 2013

Sometimes, when you're having a bad day, you start to ponder the big questions. The meaning of life, where you will be in ten years, what to eat for dinner, etc. All the head scratchers. So, like anyone...

‘Black Comedy’ Brings Humor to Light

By Ghazi Bin Hamed February 13, 2013

The theater world often makes it hard to find a play that can sustain itself around one central conceit; however, Peter Shaffer’s one-act farce "Black Comedy" at the Signature Theater succeeds in doing...

Front Page Fakeout: Corp begins taking orders at new tattoo parlor service, CORP INK

Front Page Fakeout: Corp begins taking orders at new tattoo parlor service, CORP INK

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee January 29, 2013

The Corp has recently announced that it is merging its existing printing service to include a new service, Corp Ink. This new storefront will offer Georgetown students a convenient on-campus location...

Front Page Fakeout: Georgetown University Suspends All Student Activities

Front Page Fakeout: Georgetown University Suspends All Student Activities

By KP and KP January 15, 2013

Notice: Front Page Fakeout is a parody post in which a 4E writer takes a story from the front page of The Hoya and puts an exaggerated and ENTIRELY false spin on it. The Front Page Fakeout uses invented...

Exec Elections for Dummies

By Guide Editor February 17, 2012

Many Georgetown University Student Association executive tickets have asked me for advice on how to win this year's executive election. I thought I'd share some words of wisdom for running a successful GUSA campaign...

Chipotle Crushes in Battle of the Burritos

By Steven Piccione February 9, 2012

In the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson wrote: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." However, I am almost certain that Jefferson was not thinking about...

Time to Rekindle Raillery

By The Editorial Board October 18, 2011

As the drudgery of midterm season rolls on, the tired looks, caffeine jitters and unbearably crowded library continue to leave an air of misery on campus. To lighten the mood, why can't our campus news...

Summer Jobs: Defeating the Dejection of the Daily Grind

By Kaley Beins May 18, 2011

Finally. Everyone has pulled his or her last all-nighter in order to turn in that final paper or to study for that last final. The majority of wheeled suitcases have left campus. It's officially summer...

Heckler Parody of NSO Guide Draws University Ire

By Stephen Santulli August 24, 2007

An online student humor magazine altered its parody of a university publication in June under pressure from an administrator who said the satire might confuse incoming students and their parents. The...

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