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HOYA HORROR | ‘Infinity Pool’: A Film to Forget

HOYA HORROR | ‘Infinity Pool’: A Film to Forget

By William McCall February 8, 2023

Sci-fi spectacles and neon-tinged orgies: elements that would bring a Cheshire grin to the face of body horror maestro David Cronenberg. Why then, do these elements feel so tired in “Infinity Pool,”...

Biden’s American Rescue Plan, written by Georgetown University:

Biden’s American Rescue Plan, written by Georgetown University:

By Matteo Lauto and Matteo Lauto March 8, 2021

Georgetown University, spearheaded by the government department, has recently announced their own version of President Biden’s American Rescue Plan. The university hopes Congress will take its vast...

Study Abroad Alternatives Spring 2021

Study Abroad Alternatives Spring 2021

By Anastasia Nesterova and Anastasia Nesterova November 16, 2020

If you applied to study abroad this year, the cancellation news a few weeks ago may have come as a disappointment to you. But fear not! Here is a compilation of alternative destinations where you can...

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MISS-TAKES: Manic Pixie Dream Girl Chooses Her Own Adventure

By Julia Usiak October 4, 2018

Oh, hey. I didn’t see you there, until precisely this very moment, when I climbed off my Harley-Davidson Freewheeler, removed my vintage leather bomber jacket, and shook out my helmet, revealing my a)...

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: How To Make Male Friends

By Alex Mitchell April 28, 2017

Ah, male friendship — just like dating, but with less handholding and sometimes more cuddling, depending on the companion. These friendships are especially formative for men as they prepare to go out...

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: An Unhappy Guide to Health

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: An Unhappy Guide to Health

By Alex Mitchell March 31, 2017

Ah, spring, the season before bikini season. It is a time of cherry blossoms, light sweaters and mailed legal citations asking that I stop wearing my collection of bikinis. It is also the season in which...

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Guide to Pseudo-intellectuality

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Guide to Pseudo-intellectuality

By Alex Mitchell February 24, 2017

If you have ever heard someone say, “You know, it is actually whom,” then you are well-versed in the wild and wacky world of pseudo-intellectuality. Being smart is difficult. It requires hours of reading,...

GEORGETOWN FROM AFAR: Late-Night Bonding at Epicurean

By Andrew Bilden February 17, 2017

For Georgetown students, Epicurean and Company, better known as Epi, may simply be a last resort comfort food joint to visit with friends at 2 a.m., almost always after a disappointing night out. But as...

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Jaunts in Protest America

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Jaunts in Protest America

By Alex Mitchell February 10, 2017

As a hip youth in contemporary America, I am “with it.” I enjoy Kendrick Lamar. I think Chance the Rapper is a cool guy. Senator Elizabeth Warren both inspires me and makes me very hungry — though...

2016 Presidential Nominees As GUSA Presidents

2016 Presidential Nominees As GUSA Presidents

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice July 11, 2016

By this point, we are all well aware of who this year's presidential nominees will be. Like 'em or not, barring some extreme circumstance or ~political revolution~, either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton...

STEPHANIE YUAN FOR THE HOYA
Scott Dikkers, founding editor and former editor-in-chief of The Onion, spoke to more than 300 students in the ICC Auditorium on Monday.

Onion Founder Talks Satire, Career

By Tara Subramaniam November 20, 2015

Scott Dikkers, founding editor and former editor-in-chief of The Onion, called on students to follow their passions by recounting his experiences founding the satirical publication in the Intercultural...

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Joe Luther and Connor Rohan began their GUSA executive terms less than a month ago, and have since recruited a 67-person cabinet and launched a petition to encourage student involvement in the campus plan.

GUSA Executives Lay Out Plans for Youtopia

By Katherine Richardson April 17, 2015

Georgetown University Student Association President Joe Luther (COL ’16) and Vice President Connor Rohan (COL ’16) began their term March 21 after winning the 2015 executive election with a satirical...

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